Update on previous post: Hypothetical in-laws are still firmly planted on my hypothetical couch, seeing as mother-in-law is not clear to fly. Theory has become OH SO REAL.

Recent changes in my life: Increase in emotional turmoil, grandmother headed for lumpectomy and radiation (although prognosis is excellent), wonderful great-uncle who took place of grandfather passed away very unexpectedly after elective surgery, Bears are headed to Miami. A big shout-out to Rex Grossman, not for being so good, but for thankfully not being SO BAD. My heart broke a teeny-tiny bit for New Orleans (as a city), but don't worry, I repressed that just like everything else. Oh, and emotional drinking? Yes, I have that covered. Sobbing myself to sleep? Check.

I have so much to update about my recent explorations into the world of vajayjays and babies' mommas, but instead I have to get up at 5am for clinical and so I just wanted to say to the whole internet (read: Tricia), that I have not forgotten this blog and in fact I think about it longingly...but unfortunately I have found myself with other responsibilities.

Like providing in-home health care.

And attempting to keep my humanity about me.

porque dios?!?!?